My stupid deaths in MUD2

Here I am archiving the many permadeaths my personas have had on MUD2. Like a monument to my stupidity or something like that idk.

  1. Flexington the loud swordswoman

    • 20/6/2022 - 30/6/2022
    • The first persona which I put effort into
    • She was LOUD! AND NEVER DID ANYTHING IN LOWERCASE!
      • SHE DROPPED HER INDOOR VOICE IN THE SWAMP AND WON NEGATIVE POINTS FOR IT! (at least, that's what she said she did)
      • SHE'S THE SORT OF CHARACTER WHO FUCKS BUT HAS NO IDEA WHAT SEX IS!
      • Massive Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington vibes
      • Overall, a rather fun character to play as
    • 30/6/2022
      Killed by a skeleton in The Bone Zone (the mausoleum).
      • Solved a puzzle there to open a tomb, met the skeleton, had a mexican standoff, stole and swamped a corpse from the tomb, then tried and failed to steal the skeleton's sceptre.
      • What went wrong?
        • Flexington simply wasn't ready for that fight, being only a lowly swordswoman.
        • She also should have found some wafers and brought those with her, to heal mid-fight
        • She should have dropped her non-weapon (and non-wafer) items for the fight, to avoid the penalties to strength and dexterity from holding that junk.
        • But, ultimately, she picked a fight she couldn't win, and died as a result..

  2. Percival

    • 30/6/2022 - 30/6/2022
    • Originally intended to be 'utterly pedantic, completely oblivious to the fact that he's an idiot'.
    • Got bored quickly and promptly allowed Percival to get murdered by a zombie.
    • The log here is literally the entirety of Percival's existence, that's how quickly Percival died

  3. Nyanners the swordswoman

    • 4/7/2022 - 11/7/2022
    • catgorl ÒwÓ
    • Got murdered by the magnificent ram after I accidentally left the inn instead of going upstairs (and didn't enter fo. qq to flee the fight in time)

  4. Imstuff the swordswoman

    • 11/7/2022 - 21/2/2023
    • is stuff.
    • (it doesn't let me call myself 'stuff' and I can't have capitals in the middle of names rip)
    • Touched the touchstone and mcfucking died (got bored of her)

  5. Flexington II the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress

    • 21/2/2023 - 21/3/2024
    • Zhe has returned from the bone zone!
      • Zhe still has not regained purr indoor voice!
    • 7/7/2023
      • Zhe killed the dragon after a very awkward hour in the conference room and the tearoom (that's one of the wiz tasks done!)
      • and got given the crown to swamp (another task done)
      • also my grandma died IRL a few hours later 💀
    • 18/3/2024 - Managed to solve the puzzle find and enter the Fountain of Wizdom (yep, another wiz task done!)
      log was too long to save though 💀
    • 19/3/2024
      • Flexington reached the level of Championne and subsequently survived the touchstone, granting her the ability to use magic!
      • Will zhe use her powers for good or for evil?
      • Will zhe even remember to use her newfound powers!?!?
      • Who knows? zhe certainly doesn't!
    • 21/3/2024
      • Flexington was killed by the lion during the mobile bash on 21/3/2024.
      • We still managed to win the bash.But at what cost?
      • You can read the bash report by Heiach over here on mudii.co.uk
      • What went wrong?
        • Firstly, Flexington was responsible for summoning that lion in the first place - idiot. Zhe shouldn't have summoned it, and just swamped the statue instead.
        • Flexington was at only 85 stamina going into the fight - bad idea. Zhe should have slept up to 100 stamina.
        • Furthermore, she killed a seabird (the albatross), which is bad luck anyway, making mobiles more likely to kill her as opposed to other players.
        • She was also carrying some junk she should have dropped prior to the fight.
        • Most importantly - she should have fled at 25 stamina
        • Her refusal to flee was the final nail in the coffin.

  6. Flexington III the loud heroine

    • 21/3/2024 - 22/3/2024
    • Rumours of Flexington's death have been greatly understated.
    • The third iteration of Flexington was created quickly mid-bash (bit difficult to come up with a new character on the spot).
    • I killed her off the following afternoon (via touching the touchstone), because I realized she was living on borrowed time, and it felt a bit disrespectful to the memory of Flexington to recycle her like this.
    • She may return in the future. She may not. Who knows?

  7. Dianne the championne

    • 22/3/2024 - 11/4/2024
      • A somewhat calmer persona.
      • Her name is a pun. It'll make sense eventually ;)
    • 9/4/2024
    • Dianne finally did some dy-ing when she touched the touchstone after surviving a bash (which was absolutely hilarious).

  8. Acht the sorceress

    • 11/4/2024 - 24/4/2024
      • Why yes, I have been playing Side Order recently.
      • Why yes, she is also my 8th persona. Coincidence?
      • Anywho, the wizzes had pity on me after Dianne's absolutely hilarious death, so Acht instantly got boosted to Championne and was effectively handed the touchstone for free.
        • Would have been funnier if Acht got instantly obliterated tbh.
    • 24/4/2024
      Acht got HAWUMPHed by the dragon (at the end of an otherwise very successful set).
      What went wrong?
      • Acht got overconfident.
      • Acht thought she could just stroll in to the dragon's island, nabbed some of the easy treasure on the ground, and then sail off before the dragon noticed.
      • She was very, very, wrong.
      • She should have gone to the island carrying the coal, to make the dragon less likely to obliterate her on sight.
      • Or, better yet - she should have avoided the island entirely.
      • Also it looks like pointers (like the baton) don't work on the dragon's island anyway :p

  9. Dedf1sh the deadsnake necromancess

    • 24/4/2024 - 20/5/2024
      • holy shit splatoon reference part 2 (as part of a joke that you may or may not get)
      • (well, strictly speaking their name is just 'dedfish' because MUD2 doesn't allow numbers in names)
    • 1/5/2024
      Why did the championne cross the road?
    • 20/5/2024
      Killed by the exceptionally large goblin10 carrying the longsword.
      What went wrong?
      • She leapt and fought before she looked.
      • Usually, goblin10 is unarmed, so Dedf1sh thought that she could warp down there, pre-emptively fight the goblin10, and proceed to do the other things in the goblin lair.
      • However, goblin10 was carrying the longsword (the best weapon in the game), making it spellproof and hit like a truck.
      • If Dedf1sh had done a WHERE goblin10 and saw 'could not be found', that would have indicated that Goblin10 could have been carrying the longsword (or was otherwise spellproof) - indicating that fighting it would have been a very bad idea (and prompting Dedf1sh to not pick that fight)
      • But, like some of these other deaths, Dedf1sh should have fled when she was on 22 stamina.

  10. Spamton the dragonfly-slaying legend

    • 20/5/2024 - 19/9/2024
      • EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVOURITE [[NumberOneRatedSalesman1997]]!
      • He's here to make some [[Hot Deals]], obtain Kromer, and secure that sweet sweet [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!
    • 23/5/2024
      Spamton G. Spamton found himself fighting the golem.
    • 24/5/2024
      Spamton attempted to slay the dragon. It sorta worked?
    • 29/8/2024
      Spamton reached the rank of Legend. Unfortunately, this also means that Spamton is now considered fair game among the established players. Expect a death log for Spamton soon!
    • 19/9/2024
      Killed by water-snake1
      What went wrong?
      • Spamton got complacent, and should have fled sooner, and probably also qq'd
      • During the weekly mobile bashes, I usually go down under the well to kill the water-snakes [ws], and also look for the longsword because there's a couple of spawnpoints for it down there.
      • Spamton managed to slay ws2 and ws5 without much difficulty, but got knocked down to 51 stamina in the meantime.
      • At this point, Spamton should have slept in the relative safety of the rocky pit when checking the longsword there, instead of trying to venture out of the well to sleep.
      • However, Spamton decided to try leaving the well - getting ambushed by ws0.
      • Spamton took too long to decide to flee ws0 - only ending up fleeing when he was down to 10 stamina (he should have fled sooner). At this point, Spamton should have immediately used qq to log out (and escape for realsies!)
      • Unfortunately, Spamton didn't qq. Spamton proceeded to try escaping the well.
      • This allowed water-snake1 to ambush spamton and kill him instantly.
      • All because Spamton didn't sleep when he should have, Spamton took too long to flee, and Spamton didn't feel the need to qq - all because Spamton got complacent.

  11. Winnie the malleting warlock

    • 19/9/2024 - 8/5/2025
      • Winnie was a very hastily-concieved persona, whom replaced Spamton following his very untimely demise.
      • Winnie's name is a very contrived unfunny pun about how she's my XIth persona.
        apologies to anyone who gets the joke.
      • Shortly after she was created, she found herself confronted by a fat little Piglet, a bouncing Tigger, and a depressed-looking donkey, whom she found herself compelled to slay (due to it still being a bash). A. A. Milne sheds a tear.
      • She avenged Spamton and became a sorceress shortly after the bash ended.
    • 19/10/2024
      Winnie reached the rank of necromancess. It's all downhill from here!
    • 7/11/2024
      Winnie managed to slay the dragon!
    • 16/1/2025
      Winnie's now a warlock. Now she's definitely overdue a permadeath! (edit: had to flee from the tiger. she's no longer a warlock. c'est la vie.)
    • 23/1/2025
      Winnie reached warlock again. Her days are certainly numbered.
    • 8/5/2025
      Killed by the Surly Dwarf Guards
      What went wrong?
      • Winnie had a chance to flee when she got knocked down to 9 stam. But she thought she could finish off that last Surly. She couldn't.

  12. Zarquadon the sorceress

    • 8/5/2025 - 12/6/2025
      • Zarquadon is a SPEHSSWOMAN from SPEHSS!!!
      • She's a disposable redshirt BRAVE ELITE PIONEER sent in by The Federation (who they? good question!) prior to the eventual arrival of The Fleet to The Land.
      • ...Or maybe she annoyed the captain too much and got banished to a dead-end pocket dimension where she's no longer The Federation's problem.
      • Coincidentally, her arrival happened moments after Winnie died.
      • Will she win a medal from The Federation for her efforts in The Land? Will she be able to remain in-character? Does The Federation even exist??? Who knows!?
    • 8/5/2025
      Zarquadon helped to kill the Golem in unusual circumstances - albeit circumstances which still counted as completing that Task. The Federation would be proud.
    • 22/5/2025
      Zarquadon defeated the dragon! She decided to head back and explore the dragon's island shortly afterwards - and accidentally stumbled into the sea. whoops!.
    • 5/6/2025
      Zarquadon obtained magic!
    • 12/6/2025
      ...and she died a very silly death to the monk and ape9.
      What went wrong?
      • Again, she had an opportunity to flee (she would need to quit, seeing as the monk prevents one from leaving the room until the monk is dead), but, yet again, she didn't.
      • Granted, the ape9 returning to the room didn't help either - but she still entered the room whilst the ape9 was there as well, pretty much inviting the 2v1.
      • In theory, she could have tried to buy herself some more time by grabbing the jam jars and handing them all to the monk before the fight (holding them reduces one's dexterity), but, alas, she forgor.
      • And so, with those mistakes made, she died a rather silly death.

  13. Jinxed the dragonfly-slaying, cursed sorceress

    • 12/6/2025 - 10/7/2025
      • Number 13. Not a good omen. Will she succeed even when the deck's stacked against her?
    • 12/6/2025
      She managed to pick up the slack following Zarquadon's rather silly demise, and the bash ended successfully.
    • 26/6/2025
      After an eventful bash involving some dragon-feeding, seabird-slaying, and narrowly escaping death at the hands of the Golem, Jinxed managed to obtain some magic! (now she's really overdue for a permadeath!)
    • 10/7/2025
      And she died to the surlies as well!
      What went wrong?
      • She decided to try to flee and resite (teleport away) from the surlies rather than fleeing and qq-ing to quit.
      • Unfortunately, the surlies were too fast and re-fought her before she could re-site
      • And, as she was stuck in a fight, she couldn't teleport away. Instead, the re-site backfired, putting her to sleep - rendering her even more defenseless.
      • Whoops!

  14. Spamton II the guardian

    • 10/7/2025 - 11/9/2025
      • In a homage to a certain well-known long-running science-fiction TV series, the 14th (main) incarnation is inexplicably portrayed by the same actor as the 10th (main) incarnation.
    • 10/7/2025
      Managed to finish the job started by Jinxed, and totally didn't end up getting permadeathed by the Ogre immediately after returning to The Land.
    • 11/9/2025
      Walked into a giant and fucking died!!!
      What went wrong?
      • The accidental fight against the giant was going rather well. Spamton was dodging most of the giant's attacks, and managed to knock it down to being 'close to death'.
      • He even got some backup when Galandra arrived!
      • However, Spamton took quite a beating from the giant, and was left on only 6 stamina after a particularly brutal attack.
      • As a sidenote, it appears that it's considered optimal to flee from them when you're below 40-ish stamina (they deal a lot of damage).
      • Spamton had a perfect opportunity to flee (with minimal points loss due to being on very low stamina), but he didn't.
      • And so, Spamton died from his own hubris.
      • Whoops!

  15. Burger King

    • 11/9/2025 - 11/9/2025
      • Foot Lettuce

  16. Rouxls the superhero

    • 11/9/2025 - ???
      • Followingeth the suddeneth demiseth of Spamton, and thy hilariously shorte existenceth of Burger Kinge, I struggledeth to cometh up with thy next personae.
      • So, unfortunatelye fore everyone elseth, Rouxls Kaard manifestede in The Land.
<h2><i>TO BE CONTINUED...</i></h2>

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