My stupid deaths in MUDII

Here I am archiving the many permadeaths my personas have had on MUDII. Like a monument to my stupidity or something like that idk.

  1. Flexington the loud swordswoman

    • 20/6/2022 - 30/6/2022
    • The first persona which I put effort into
    • She was LOUD! AND NEVER DID ANYTHING IN LOWERCASE!
      • SHE DROPPED HER INDOOR VOICE IN THE SWAMP AND WON NEGATIVE POINTS FOR IT! (at least, that's what she said she did)
      • SHE'S THE SORT OF CHARACTER WHO FUCKS BUT HAS NO IDEA WHAT SEX IS!
      • Massive Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington vibes
      • Overall, a rather fun character to play as
    • Killed by a skeleton in The Bone Zone (the mausoleum).
      • Solved a puzzle there to open a tomb, met the skeleton, had a mexican standoff, stole and swamped a corpse from the tomb, then tried and failed to steal the skeleton's sceptre.

  2. Percival

    • 30/6/2022 - 30/6/2022
    • Originally intended to be 'utterly pedantic, completely oblivious to the fact that he's an idiot'.
    • Got bored quickly and promptly allowed Percival to get murdered by a zombie.
    • The log here is literally the entirety of Percival's existence, that's how quickly Percival died

  3. Nyanners the swordswoman

    • 4/7/2022 - 11/7/2022
    • catgorl ÒwÓ
    • Got murdered by the magnificent ram after I accidentally left the inn instead of going upstairs (and didn't enter fo. qq in time)

  4. Imstuff the swordswoman

    • 11/7/2022 - 21/2/2023
    • is stuff.
    • (it doesn't let me call myself 'stuff' and I can't have capitals in the middle of names rip)
    • Touched the touchstone and mcfucking died

  5. Flexington II the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress

    • 21/2/2023 - 21/3/2024
    • Zhe has returned from the bone zone!
      • Zhe still has not regained purr indoor voice!
    • 7/7/2023
      • Zhe killed the dragon after a very awkward hour in the conference room and the tearoom (that's one of the wiz tasks done!)
      • and got given the crown to swamp (another task done)
      • also my grandma died IRL a few hours later 💀
    • 18/3/2024 - Managed to solve the puzzle find and enter the Fountain of Wizdom (yep, another wiz task done!)
      log was too long to save though 💀
    • 19/3/2024
      • Flexington reached the level of Championne and subsequently survived the touchstone, granting her the ability to use magic!
      • Will zhe use her powers for good or for evil?
      • Will zhe even remember to use her newfound powers!?!?
      • Who knows? zhe certainly doesn't!
    • 21/3/2024
      • Flexington was killed by the lion during the mobile bash on 21/3/2024.
      • We still managed to win the bash.But at what cost?
      • You can read the bash report by Heiach over here on mudii.co.uk

  6. Flexington III the loud heroine

    • 21/3/2024 - 22/3/2024
    • Rumours of Flexington's death have been greatly understated.
    • The third iteration of Flexington was created quickly mid-bash (bit difficult to come up with a new character on the spot).
    • I killed her off the following afternoon (via touching the touchstone), because I realized she was living on borrowed time, and it felt a bit disrespectful to the memory of Flexington to recycle her like this.
    • She may return in the future. She may not. Who knows?

  7. Dianne the championne

    • 22/3/2024 - 11/4/2024
      • A somewhat calmer persona.
      • Her name is a pun. It'll make sense eventually ;)
    • 9/4/2024
    • Dianne finally did some dy-ing when she touched the touchstone after surviving a bash (which was absolutely hilarious).

  8. Acht the sorceress

    • 11/4/2024 - 24/4/2024
      • Why yes, I have been playing Side Order recently.
      • Why yes, she is also my 8th persona. Coincidence?
      • Anywho, the wizzes had pity on me after Dianne's absolutely hilarious death, so Acht instantly got boosted to Championne and was effectively handed the touchstone for free.
        • Would have been funnier if Acht got instantly obliterated tbh.
      • Acht got HAWUMPHed by the dragon (at the end of an otherwise very successful set)

  9. Dedf1sh the superheroine

    • 24/4/2024 - ???
      • holy shit splatoon reference part 2 (as part of a joke that you may or may not get)
      • (well, strictly speaking their name is just 'dedfish' because MUD2 doesn't allow numbers in names)
<h2><i>TO BE CONTINUED...</i></h2>

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