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I get it, you're probably looking at this site, and you're all like 'wow, this site sucks, who the fuck am I supposed to blame for subjecting me to this????'

Well, at this point, for not leaving this site yet, you probably only have yourself to blame for continuing to subject yourself to my incompetence.

but I get it, when there's just a few words and letters on a screen without a name, it's pretty hard to send the lynch mob, y'know? So fuck it, I may as well throw you a bone.

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